Sandwich of the Day: Sushi Windbag

It’s been a while but I thought I’d dish up a few more rounds…

Juggular Herpes

Gelatine Flaps

Kinky Mildew

Radiographer Laxitive

Sushi Windbag

Unwanted Couplet of the Day: Income Tax

No explanation needed.

Sandwich of the Day: Vernacular Discharge

Juniper Bloodlust

Vernacular Discharge

Carbuncular Fratricide

Sinister Tussock

Sou’wester Turncoat

Latex Conundrum

Sandwich of the Day: Freaky Sphincter

There is a definite food flavour to the Bronchial Sandwiches today but don’t dwell on that as it will likely put you off your lunch.

Raspberry Rumpus

Freaky Sphincter

Capillary Radish

Piccolo Haemorphillia

Halal Gumball

Velocity Nougat

Unwanted Couplet of the day:

Champion’s League

The UEFA Champion’s League is not a league and hardly features any championship winners. Teams compete that finish as low as fourth some 30 points behind the winners of their domestic league.

Sandwich of the Day: Crispy Armpit

Half a dozen rounds for Thursday:

Juniper Humbug

Salubrious Mangetout

Crispy Armpit

Nauseous pumpernikel

Warty Fluff

Peroxide spongiform

With each entry I will include a couplet that should be BS but has somehow managed to become part of the language. Today’s entry is:

Pretentious Moi?

Bronchial Sandwich is here!

This Blog is a spur of the moment thing. I’m not going to lose any sleep over it and I expect it to get roundly ignored.

It is for one purpose only….

To amuse, to get people thinking and to increase the vocab of the populus…alright that’s three reasons but you’ll get my drift.

The title Bronchial Sandwich is key. What I want people to do is come up with the most bizarre combination of two words. Words that you wouldn’t dream of putting together.

The inspiration for this is my other blog Crusty Nomad. Below is the text lifted from the About page of that site to explain how the idea came about…

‘What does Crusty Nomad actually mean?’

The term Crusty Nomad was a couplet of words that I picked designed to be memorable. As you don’t hear the two terms together it acts as a neuro-jolt which means it’s more likely to be remembered than some other bland expression used a thousand times before.

Crusty Nomad is in fact the type of term you would expect to see Googlewhacked. Googlewhacking is a game whereby you take two unrelated words and insert them (without speech marks and the like) into Google search to see if you can find just one search result.

Some old examples include: semiglossy proletariat, erotomaniacal pimpmobile, logocentric celebrityhood, megabladder tadpole and skimboarding housecats.

Remember that all these examples were ‘out there’ and actually yielded a single search result. However, the moment it gets added to the list it no longer becomes a Googlewhack as it has been mentioned twice.

Follow the link above to see what it’s all about. It’s fun to try but virtually impossible to achieve these days after the expansion of the web.

Why not have a go now at creating your own Brochial Sandwich and posting your answers in the comments below each post.

Periodically I’ll compile a ‘Best of…’ list for all to see.

Just to recap…

A Bronchial Sandwich is just two words you wouldn’t dream of putting together. It is not Googlewhacking where you do a web search as described above but the combination of two words to make an extraordinary phrase.

Until next time I’d like you to enjoy your:

Effluent Verbosity